“Wow, Matt!” The Prince of Domination said in a sexy sexy voice.
“Have you seen the fanfictions that our sexy fans are writing about us?”
And then they all left.
bekn:
Usually I’m all for suspense and pacing when writing a novel but this time round I’m going for a different approach. It begins with the most mental opening that will hopefully leave any reader feeling a little dizzy.
Now I’m really excited.
Are you writing a Sarcasdicks FanFic
does it begin with a massive orgy
Is there toffee sauce
Bekn was walking down the street with Benn and The Prince Of Awesome eating ice cream. A glistening spot from the sidewalk caught Benn’s eye. He bent down slowly so Bekn and The Prince of Awesome could stare at his bubbly butt and admire the voluptuous curves of his body.
He quickly noticed that the glistening spot was actually a quarter. ”Look guys, a quarter with George Washington on it!”, The Prince of Awesome exclaimed, holding up his newly acquired currency. ”But wait, what’s a piece of U.S. currency doing here?”, Bekn asked. “It’s not important. I have a fun and sexy idea!” he announced. ”I’m gonna flip this quarter. If it lands on heads, we all have to make out. If it lands on tails, then we all have to cuddle with each other naked!”
Benn really liked this idea. Whatever happened, he’d get to come in some kind of contact with the other two sexy, sexy, members of his collab channel. ”Okay. Let’s do this,” he chimed in.
The Prince of Awesome flipped the coin in the air. It flew up high in the air, higher than Bekn’s sexy feelings towards Benn and The Prince.
The coin hit the ground and bounced into a nearby open storm drain.
Benn looked up quizzically at Bekn and The Prince. ”Well. That was unexpected. What does that mean?”
“I dunno. Wanna just have a threeway?” suggested Bekn.
“Awww yeah!” the other two said in unison.
They walked back to their shared apartment with ice creams in hand to have a super sexy sexy threeway.
Later that afternoon, the five dicks and Sonnet sat in a Wendy’s.
As Bekn took a sensual bite of an extra long french fry, he thought about his pet name for his favorite restaurant in the worlkd. He knew that it was a clever name too. Instead of calling it Wendy’s he called it Bekndy’s.
“I wish that you guys would put on your shiny gold pants and cover up your nasty things. You guys know I only like girls and stuff”
Sonnet said
Matt winked at Sonnet
Sonnet winked at Matt
Little did the other dicks know, but Matt was actually Mattilda.
She had disguised herself in order to gain a spot on the Sarcasdicks channel after receiving an e-mail of rejection for her campaign video to be the only female sarcasdick.
Just before the dicks could consummate their passionate love, Sonnet Stockmar walked into the room.
“OH MY GOD, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
The five naked lads looked at each other, flabbergasted and unsure what to say.
“Uhhhh…”
Said James, really uncomfortably
“Errrmm….”
Said Benn, also really uncomfortably
“Uhhhh….”
Said Matt, sarcastically and also also uncomfortably
“BGHLGH”
Burbled The Prince of Awesome unintelligibly
“We were about to play rugby”
Said Bekn unconvincingly
“But what’s the toffee sauce for?”
Sonnet asked inquisitively and with horror in her eyes
“You never know when an ice cream sundae craving will hit”
Said Bekn.
